Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks

Lisa Lampanelli, who Howard Stern calls “a true original and a brilliant comedy mind,” reveals all in Chocolate, Please, a jaw-droppingly hilarious, politically incorrect memoir on everything from relationships, food, and fat to why once you go black, you never go back. The gutter-mouthed, Grammy-nominated comedienne happily dishes on nearly everything—from why all white women should date black men to the virtues of codependency to how to turn a stick of butter into parental love and attention—delightedly skewering all topics with equal fervor, herself included. |

An inside look at the life of Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, as she dishes on everything from relationships to food, fat, and rehab.

In her jaw-droppingly hilarious, gloriously, and unabashedly politically incorrect memoir, Lisa reveals all—including her dysfunctional childhood and her struggles with addictions to food and hot guys. By telling her story in a very real, very candid way, Lisa shows her audience that it's okay to be yourself, even if it's just one rehab stint at a time.

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“L.L. Lana Lang, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, and now the greatest of them all, Lisa Lampanelli. Lisa will steal the show every time, whether it’s on my radio program or on any stage anywhere. I love Lisa and so should you...a true original and a brilliant comedy mind.” - Howard Stern

“If you want to see real racial integration, go to a Lisa Lampanelli show. That’s where you’ll find people of every color and creed having a good laugh at themselves and each other. No one is safe from prejudice at at Lisa Lampanelli show...and no one wants to be. By boldly poking fun at everyone including her chocolate daddy lovin’ self, Lisa releases us from a prison of cultural guilt. She’s more than a standup. she’s a standout.” - Jim Carrey

“Jesus--this book is filthy.” - Sarah Silverman

“Lisa is the most outrageous comic we have ever had on the Tonight Show.” - Jay Leno

“Every generation has a female comic that destroys the conventional wisdom that only men can be raunchy and funny. Lisa Lampanelli is this generation’s choice.” - Carlos Mencia

“An unbelievably great comedian. What she does is not easy in the environment we live in today. And Lisa pulls it off. Lisa is awesome.” - Larry the Cable Guy

“Lisa can tie me down to a bed any time!” - LL Cool J