{"product_id":"a-heavy-dose-of-allison-tandy-isbn-9781984812940","title":"A Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy","description":"\u003cb\u003e“Speculative John Green vibes live in these pages!” —\u003ci\u003eBuzzFeed\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou’ve Reached Sam\u003c\/i\u003e meets John Hughes in a funny and heartfelt debut about a boy’s delirious summertime quest with his ex-girlfriend.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe summer after senior year should have been a time for Cam to party and hang out with his friends. It should also have been a time for him to win back the love of his life, Allison Tandy, who'd dumped him so brutally the year before.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut it quickly becomes clear that this summer is going to be worse than a failure for Cam. It's going to be a tragedy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlly is left comatose after a terrible car crash, then Cam tears his ACL in a basketball accident. The operation leaves him in agony, confined to his couch and ruminating over the fact that his ex may not survive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut when (after taking his medication) Cam starts seeing Ally, he starts to think: 1. He may be headed for a complete mental breakdown and 2. This summer might just be interesting afterall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrimming with honesty and humor, \u003ci\u003eA Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy\u003c\/i\u003e interrogates how much control we really have over matters of love—and life.\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eA Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Funny and charming.” —\u003ci\u003eTIME\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Speculative John Green vibes live in these pages!” —\u003ci\u003eBuzzFeed\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Full of wit and emotion, sarcasm, and teenage antics. Endearing and touching.” —\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“A fun, fast-paced coming-of-age story with an unusual twist.” —\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Bishop employs snappy prose and witty banter to deliver a smart tale about a teen learning how to get out of his own way.” —\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“This contemporary has our hearts.” —\u003ci\u003eThe Honey POP\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Wildly entertaining and heart-wrenching all at once. Between an admirably snarky apparition and the chaos of graduating high school, \u003ci\u003eA Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy\u003c\/i\u003e is perfectly tumultuous in the way only the teenage experience can be.” —Chloe Gong, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThese Violent Delights\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e“A pitch perfect debut. Jeff Bishop’s fresh voice deftly captures the gut churning angst of heartbreak and how difficult it is to see our own role in it. With all of its hallucinatory hilarity, you won’t feel the lump in your throat sneak up on you until it’s too late to get that box of tissues and a weighted blanket. You may never get over Allison Tandy.” —Jenni Hendricks and Ted Kaplan, authors of \u003ci\u003eUnpregnant\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e“A brilliant mix of heart and humor. \u003ci\u003eA Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy\u003c\/i\u003e grabbed me from the first sentence and never let go. Jeff Bishop is a hilarious new voice in YA fiction!” —Cameron Lund, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Best Laid Plans\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e“Bishop has succeeded where many have tried and failed: getting me to empathize with a straight teenage boy. I loved this hilarious and totally original story of heartbreak and healing.” —Gabby Noone, bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eLayoverland\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e “A refreshing, earnest and funny debut novel where nothing is off-limits. Without a doubt, \u003ci\u003eA Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy\u003c\/i\u003e will leave teen readers wanting more.” —Suzanne Park, author of \u003ci\u003eSunny Song Will Never Be Famous\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Perfect Escape\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e“I was hooked from the very first chapter.” —Margot Wood, author of \u003ci\u003eFresh\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e“Sincere and hilarious at the same time, \u003ci\u003eA Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy\u003c\/i\u003e is an absolute standout. Jeff Bishop perfectly captures the pain of teen heartbreak, and eases it with a heavy dose of quick wit and charm.” —Phil Stamper, bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Gravity of Us\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Witty, unflinching, and with a poignancy that builds right up until the last page when you realize you are crying, \u003ci\u003eA Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy\u003c\/i\u003e is a master class in voice and dialogue. Is this debut novel contemporary, a romcom, a comedy, a drama, a work of speculative fiction? It is all of these, and none of these, and it does not matter. \u003ci\u003eA Heavy Dose of Allison Tandy\u003c\/i\u003e is a truly wonderful debut.” —Lillie Lainoff, author of \u003ci\u003eOne For All\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“The definitive YA breakup book.” —Liz Lawson, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Lucky Ones\u003c\/i\u003e and co-author of \u003ci\u003eThe Agathas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Parents will hate it . . . teens will love it.” —Dante Medema, author of \u003ci\u003eMessage Not Found\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Truth Project\u003c\/i\u003eJeffrey Bishop is a debut author, an inside boy, and not to be trusted. According to his exes, he is the “Expert in Healthy Relationships.” (Do not vet that). Jeff uses humor to mask his fear of vulnerablity. He lives in Chicago.\u003cp\u003e1\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I were to ask you “Where is the worst place to run into an ex?” you might say “the supermarket” or “on a date with somebody else” or maybe even “at a family reunion.” To which I would reply, (1) “wrong,” (2) “wrong,” and (3) “for the love of God, man, stop hooking up with your cousin.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a right answer, by the way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI can tell you—-with absolute certainty—-the worst place to run into an ex is inside your own home, while you are splayed across the bathroom floor, neck--deep in porcelain, your stomach hollowed out like the inside of a snare drum.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShould I elaborate?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSay you’re me. (Hi, I’m Cam.) You’re a senior in high school, just two weeks from graduating. Best time of your life, or so you’ve been told. Results may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSay you’re head over heels in love with a girl—let’s call her, oh, I don’t know, Ally. You and this Ally had been dating for over a year. Everything with you guys was good—no, better than good. Phenomenal. Stupendous. Second to none.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSay that very same girl blindsided you, ending things abruptly and without explanation. Shredding your heart in the process. Real hatchet job. \u003ci\u003eI’ve been thinking about this for a while . . . It’s not you, it’s me . . . I still want us to be friends.\u003c\/i\u003e She played all the hits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat was in January. Now it’s late May. The two of you haven’t spoken since. 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