Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids

Loads more laughs—from the man who put the funny in The Book of Bunny Suicides.

Just when you were about to run out of lies to tell small children, the creator of the bestselling Bunny Suicides books is back with more wickedly funny falsehoods for the truly twisted. Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale guaranteed to trouble guileless minds and crack up the grown-ups. So, find yourself a wide-eyed youngster and ask:
Did you know...

• If you rub two redheaded kids together, you can make fire
• Your dad's got one nipple and two belly buttons
• If you drop a tooth in a glass of Coke, after a day it becomes a white butterfly
• French people eat croissants and poo baguettes
• If you cut a badger in half with an axe it turns into two chipmunks

If Andy Riley believed in wearing pants, they'd be on fire right now! For the inner child and pathological liar in all of us, Loads More Lies is truly hysterical.Praise for Andy Riley

“Wonderfully deviant.”—The Washington Post

“It's the funniest, bunniest book I've ever read!”—Elton John

“Brilliantly researched—one of the most important books of the year.”—Hugh Grant

“A guilty pleasure of twisted humor in the Monty Python vein.”—Chicago Tribune
 
“Very imaginative, very funny, very worrying if you're the author's mother.”—Richard Curtis, screenwriter, director, producerAndy Riley is a scriptwriter for television and film. His credits include Trigger Happy TV, Smack the Pony, Black Books, the British Academy of Film and Television Arts award-winning Robbie the Reindeer, and the Disney animated film Gnomeo and Juliet—with a score by Tim Rice and Elton John.  He draws a weekly comic strip called “Roasted” for The Observer magazine.